Country Dictionary

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Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory. Asshole. Plain and simple.

Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??

by BigWyo October 14, 2009

Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.

My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn. My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn. When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.

by BigWyo October 14, 2009