Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Minch

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch

He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

inflatable lifepartner

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.

I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied “ it’s an inflatable lifepartner”

by Bigroar April 04, 2018

inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

by Bigroar April 06, 2018