Country Dictionary

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Crumbing

Picking up the "scraps" at the bar. Bottom of the barrel girls at the end of the night. Straight up uggos

Hey what's are you doing tonight? Oh I'm going out late and I'm crumbing!

by Bigsquirtnort August 27, 2017

Turtling

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

by Bigsquirtnort January 11, 2015