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someone who knows everything about everything that has to do with anything. someone to trust with anything to do with a ford or with nascar. someone who was once a treehouse who lived in a cake
fordartist is the best chipmunk in the whole orange when he listens t the safety rail!
a driver that has become famous for not only winning the daytona 500 in 2004, but for winning 2 straight busch series titles and more nextel cup races then 90% of his competition. he is also popular for helping break the infamous redneck stereotype, and acheiving rock star status in more ways then one, as a drummer for the rock band "Bridge". also known as nascar's most popular driver for 2, about to be 3, years in a row.
...and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Wins the Daytona 500!!!!
shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...
i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!