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Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.

Alan: Hey bro, you okay? Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit! Alan: Here bro, take a lanative. Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks! Alan: No problem, man!

by Billboard Baggins February 21, 2015

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn? Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again? Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes. Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 11, 2014

Flape

verb: (fl-AEP) To grab, twist and pull something, mainly used when grabbing another person's nose. You grab, twist, then pull their nose. Or, you flaped their nose.

Sharquisha: Hey dude, I'm going to flape you in the nose. Friend: No! My nose is very sensitive to grabbing, twisting, then pulling.

by Billboard Baggins January 31, 2014