A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
n.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.
adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.
My friends put laxative in the cake.
I couldn't stop shitting!
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.