A fork of Rural Dictionary
Die in a fire
To be in a fire, and die within it.
I hate you, DIAF.
You're stupid, I hope you die in a fire(DIAF)
Celedor Ellesin, also known as "Seally" is quite a large seal. Seally enjoys the taste of many fish and is aroused by fellow male seal genitalia. However, he sometimes participates in the clubbing of female seals. When a female seal is clubbed, he generally celebrates with his fascination of human male genitalia (Often very rare for a seal.)
Celedor Ellesin just tried to club another female seal the other day. He sure enjoys his women beating.