A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.
Jesus reincarnated.
Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?
Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.
The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.
Food baby is optional
In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option
Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.
Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.
Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.
A terrible crime, if not worst, that is frowned upon even by prisoners.
Prison Inmate : What are you in here for?
Rapist : I raped a girl
Prison Inmate : *stab*