A fork of Rural Dictionary
What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.
Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.
Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)
Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday
A solution to a conflict which not only benefits both parties involved, but also benefits the mediator for having successfully mediated a conflict. Deemed the most optimal result of a conflict and coined by Michael Scott in the Conflict Resolution episode (twenty-one of season two) of The Office.
Making the poster into a T-shirt and forcing Oscar to wear it was quite a win-win-win solution.
A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining
So you see here we have a win win deal.
Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?
(n) A phrase used to describe the coolness of something; (adj) good, cool, the best
"Your shoes are win."
"You got the tickets? Win and win!"
A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.
If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.
If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..