A fork of Rural Dictionary
short for As I Lay Dying ( a hardcore/metal band from San diego , california )
known for their top songs
94 hours
forever
etc..
Man , that Aild show was insane last night.
First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.
It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.
Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.
Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.
"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".
Quickly, immediately, promptly. Similar to ASAP (as soon as possible), but sharper and snappier.
"What are you guys sitting around for? Get the car A-sharp and let's roll out. I got a package to grab in two minutes "
That annoying stereotyped crouching pose that action movie characters take after landing on their feet from a height. Said character holds the pose long enough for the camera to show how cool they are.
Its been seen in too many movies to mention.
Guy 1: "Wow, dude! She just somersaulted off the building, beheaded the dragon, and finished with a cinematic crouch!"
Guy2: "Cool!"
A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.