A fork of Rural Dictionary
“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.
Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.
A vegetarian who is open minded enough to eat bacon and chocolate.
I’m a vegetarian...no wait...I eat bacon and chocolate. I guess chocolate isn’t a problem though. I’m really a vegibacoconian.