A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys
Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore
A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty
Hey man did you see that porcupine?
Naw man but I saw that porky dick.
Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.
Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is
Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it
Like a wet piece of steak, the process of which a dick leave your mouth and is converted in spit or cum.
After my boyfriend cummed, he had a wetchop