Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.

If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.

by Blowfish July 22, 2005

Jerry Curls

A fadish hairstyle popular with African Americans in the 80's. Tightly curly "black" hair is chemically treated to be long an wavy. Jerry Curls had to be "rewetted" constantly with Jerry Curl activator to prevent drying out. Jerry Curl "juice" is responsible for staining millions of coat and shirt collars, automobile headrests, and sofa backs. The Jerry Curl fad is one that many blacks would rather forget.

I would'nt date that Jerry Curl wearing mutha f*cka if he was the last nigga on earth.

by Blowfish August 20, 2005

Mushroom Cloud

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation. 2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.

by Blowfish July 24, 2005

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish July 23, 2005

somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack. Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.

I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.

by Blowfish July 24, 2005

Blowfish

A fake bitch Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡

Your a blowfish Kyla's such a blowfish Don't be a blowfish Fuck off blowfish

by Blowfish January 14, 2016

meat grinder

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war. 2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.

Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.

by Blowfish July 23, 2005