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GILF

Ghost I'd Like to Fuck - Linda. Coined by blackholeofugly on Twitch

God damn when Linda killed Professor Beet, what a GILF move

by Linda Davis October 16, 2021

GILF

Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?

by Danger November 09, 2003

GILF

Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

by Meat Chele November 06, 2011

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley September 01, 2008

GILF

Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

by Bippity Bopster August 29, 2008

GILF

Acronym for Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck. See Anna Ford.

"No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"

by George Payne April 12, 2008

GILF

grandma i like to fuck grandmother who is usually in her 40's.

dudeee your grandma is such a gilf.

by alexander D October 27, 2005