Country Dictionary

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

Cinnanipples

Red haired chubby dudes, with sweet ass dimples

My friend has cute cinnanipples
Cinnanipples, I eat them every morning for breakfast.

Scrunt

A scrawny, loud, Abrasive man, with redneck tendacies

Hey Scrunt!!!!
We are you going with my stuff????

Skidbitch

Any person, or persons possessing skills to use a powered pallet jack, clean up a nasty fountain, or fumble their way through a box plant, with the skills of an earthworm

The skidbitch they got me is worthless, he couldn't pick his nose with both hands