Country Dictionary

A term of endearment, to be directed (by a white female) towards a black male

White girl: "Priestly is my chocolate bear, I love him!"

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

1. A Minnesota lake 2. The body of water in which Prince's character 'The Kid' (motion picture Purple Rain) states that purification occurs.

While boating in a small northern Minnesota lake, in Perham, Shane fell into the water. Mary exclaimed, "Shane with isn't Lake Minnetonka!"

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion 2. To suffer from mild retardation

Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.

When a person named Corey clarifies something.

Stephanie: "Why does Priestly always wear fitted shirts?" Corey: "Because he's a lady, a classy lady." Stephanie: "Thank you for the Corification!"

1. To urinate in your pants 2. An alternative to phrases such as; 'pissed myself' or 'peed my pants'

"Dude! When Julie tripped a Foot Locker, I was about to drop a quarter!"

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker 2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate' 3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks) 4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance

Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results! You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.