Country Dictionary

schmit

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'

"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."

Awooogaahh

Catastrophically ineffective catchphrase coined by second rate footballer come ex-gladiator presenter John Fashanu, currently dwindling out his meagre existence on UK Gold after being axed from Saturday night TV. Pointless celebrity.

*Gladiators theme music plays, crowd cheers! Camera cuts to Fash...*
"Awooogaahh!!!"