Country Dictionary

Teesh

A girl that doesn’t work but parties every weekend. A total bum and spends their last bit of money going out.

That girl is a teesh.

squarepants

An angular style of culottes, popularised by Spongebob Squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent sexuality.

"Hey hon, do these squarepants make my butt look big? (No petal, it's yo' great fat ass makes your butt look big.)"