Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kentucky thumb

When you're girl is on her period and she lets you put your eggplant in her truffle tunnel on top of a folding table, but you don't want any blood on your ham candle so you "stick a thumb in it."

Got to ride the mud slide last night, but it was that time of the month so I gave my girl the "Kentucky thumb".

by Blue Jay 95 May 20, 2021

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019