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waifu

From the Japanese word ワイフ, a transcription of the word 'wife'. Your personal most attractive female anime/cartoon character. Commonly used by a weeaboo, but also used by people with common sense sometimes. Male Equivalent: husbando.

Hey, you should check out the Scott Pilgrim comics. Kim Pine is totally my waifu.

by pixikid February 12, 2016

waifu

A word weebs use to describe their non-existant girlfriends.

Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant. Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night. Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.

by a squatting slav September 21, 2018

waifu

an abbreviation for "Why Am I Forever Unloved" (at least, in the 3D world) Weebs turn to waifus to escape reality and find the perfect love of their dreams in the 2D world. They are both the consolation for the loneliness and the reason for the loneliness

"I love my waifu and I will never leave her!" -Any given weeaboo or otaku

by faster than time June 15, 2018

waifu

speedwagon

speedwagon is best waifu

by MemeLord4063 December 12, 2020

waifu

Japanese for "wife". Outside of Japan, it is seldom used by anyone but weeaboos to display their unhealthy attraction for fictional anime characters. See: faggot.

SAKURA IS MY WAIFU ^__^ ***OMG SO KAWAII DESU**^^*:3***

by Siriusd July 08, 2010

waifu

Typically fictional characters you find to be wife material and attractive and crush on. Aka roronoa zoro

Roronoa zoro is my waifu

by Akiteru Sasaki March 13, 2023

waifu

a fictional character, (mostly from anime) that a man or woman has feelings for

wow have you seen my waifu? she's kinda hot ngl

by AlphaMaleGod February 10, 2020