Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 09, 2021

fuse

a one time use over current device often found in older homes electronics cars and other applications once blown is non resettable and must be replaced

i blown 3 fuses went down to the cellar to replace them but i had no fuses and i had to go the hardware store get fuses what a hassle fuses are

by bluebear February 05, 2025

holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 07, 2025

take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

by bluebear May 28, 2020

son of a diddly

a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate

i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly

by bluebear May 12, 2024

son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly

by bluebear April 03, 2024