A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.
Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.
A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already. Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.
Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.