A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're aesthetically fit (6-pack abs, toned, etc.) but struggle with anything cardio-related
"Fuck man, I can barely swim." "Bro you literally bench 300. I can't believe you're hot girl fit. Go run or something"
The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?" Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
when Trump loses an election and the worse he loses, the more ballot fraud-er it is
"According to AP News, Biden is up in Wisconsin by 130,000 votes!" "THAT'S BALLOT FRAUD!!!!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜"