Country Dictionary

To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out

Ohhh my I need a shitaart

Tits
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from mamory glands

"Nice Mammurs"

Little Ladies.

Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Chicks

"Look at those little chickens"

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

To piss.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from the word slash.

Fok me arv gorrur av a sletch

A vagina with a large camals toe

A big plump vagina

"Look at the biffta on that un"