A fork of Rural Dictionary
adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)
Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.
When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.
Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.
When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.
When are you getting here for the splinky splash?
When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?