Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

P_O_C

<pawk> strange and silent person with symptoms such as misery, taking things too seriously, not living, closing himself in, not getting out and holding strange opinions. also see "Social retard" <pee-oh-see> more formal, intelligent and sexy than above

hey, let down your hair P_O_C! get out of your shell! you P_O_C! why not get out a little!

by Bogart June 25, 2004

soldier

Inner-city individual, not neccessarily a criminal or gang member, but someone influential, with street cred, and in general desirable socially. Comes from the 60's nick-name for young black panthers(a politically-minded para-military organization) movement members.

James takes care of his friends & family, he knows all the right people to talk to when they get themselves in trouble...he's a soldier.

by Bogart December 23, 2004

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized. get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap! ka-slap-clap! * ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 07, 2005

dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework - i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 09, 2005

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 07, 2005

Oh Billy!

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy! - where have you been all my life * in your bum bum.

by bogart March 09, 2005