Country Dictionary

I see you

Dude:Hey guess what? Guy:What? Dude:I C U!!! Guy:I'm going to have to kill you now.

1) Somethin awesome or "tight" 2) Annoying fucken females runnin there mouths.

1) Damn that car is bitchin. 2) Damn slut quit your bitchin.

Some robot from "Whatever happened to Robot Jones?" Who sounds boring when saying certain things like "nnnoooo" or "aaahhh"

Hey whats up Robot...*slash* YEOWCH!!

To be knocked out in one hit. One Hit Knock Out

He's so powerful he can OHKO anyone he fights now.

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

A girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.

I was talking to this hot bitch last night at the club...man she was blingin. Then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl...so ugly and disgusting, I had to run away.

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street. 2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now! Guy2: *meep* *stabbed HOOF* Guy2: AAHHHHH!!! Guy1: Oh did I kill him?