Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan. You selfish Prick.

Moisty Myres

Imagine a michael myres but with extra moistness inside..

I was being chased by moisty myres be grateful it wasn't michael

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom December 14, 2017

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler." "Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017

Tickling Buckler

When your mother grabs her cane and shoves it up your ass and moves it, it's called a Tickling Buckler.

I heard bob got the Tickling Buckler. Fucking faggot deserved it.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom October 25, 2017