A fork of Rural Dictionary
The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.
Montana has more speed freaks than trees/
When you spouge in a chick's pussy and then eat it out
"I had a bologna sandwhich and some dorritos for lunch yesterday."