Country Dictionary

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Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up

Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple

by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023

runs like a whore

Adjective- when you repair something and you fixed the problem.

Damn Cuz! That car runs like a whore after you’ve fixed my clutch

by Bootfuckjimmi December 01, 2022