A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.
My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.
Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"
"Oh that's the worst man"