Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bull terrier

your neighbors deformed dog that is so ugly that its cute. Bull terrier that weird ass fucked up dog

Its a bird its a plane no its a Bull terrier so ugly its cute.

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

Glitterfagot

glitterfagot That weird uncle with a neck beard that wears a tutu to thanksgiving. Dont be the glitterfagot of the family

Ugh I fucking hate unckle steve. What a glitterfagot

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

Tide pods

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.

Michel ate some tidepods so he died. Tide pods delicious and non nutricious

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

chihuaua

chihuaua tiny balls of rage and toxic shit

my dog is a chihuaua a demon

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

pervstache

pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,

Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018