A fork of Rural Dictionary
acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you
APAW's include: 1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny 2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch! 3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming 4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports 5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!" 6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits
Bodonkadonk? Shit man THAT'S "JUNK IN THE TRUNK!"
nuthin like a big ol juicy bodonkadonk
Occurance in which an adult male and a teenage girl have a consenting sexual relationship and the teenage girl is under the age of majority
The man involved in the Lolita Effect is considered a criminal by virtue of the fact that he has carnal knowledge of a girl who is legally considered too young to have sex.
Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
the schlong and the nuts the sausage and eggs the wang and the balls the banana and the apples
you know the man parts the penis and the testicles!!!
rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back
She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!