Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 03, 2003

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 30, 2003

limp

1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed

1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!

by Ben Dover November 07, 2003

limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

by jerk October 03, 2003

limp

limp could be part of the name of the better band in the world. LIMP BIZKIT

LIMP BIZKIT is better than everyone

by Diegodiego November 24, 2006

Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

by nachoworm February 19, 2010