A fork of Rural Dictionary
pronunciaton: diee-nah-kaa-bal-laa-ist. -referring to anyone arriving promptly to fix the Kabbalah-rocket alt. meaning 1- a rider of the Kabbalah schlong-bong alt. meaning 2- a sucker of the almighty Kabbalah schlong-bong
A true account of Deina-Kabbalahist in action: "I was just sit'in there and then deina Kabbalah went on the fritz. I ended up calling up Deina Kabbalahist and the picture improved greatly. Now I can watch all the Charmed reruns to much satisfaction!!"
doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel **see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!! "Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
a popular form of teaching coloquial language in Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri and Mississippi
"I been learnin reel good checkin out my new Speakin Reel Good hillbonics 8-track. Now y'all betta git yo asses in da crib. And shut the somebitchin doe, hoe! I tip my fith of jack to my homies!"
stealing microwavable weenie wraps, pizza balls and little turkey muffins from convenience stores, then exiting, handing off the merchandise and nonchalantly leaving expeditiously Alternate meaning: the act of casting agents passing over Slyvester Stalone for starring roles in feature films
"Man! That was the sweetest sly-bye I've ever pulled! Look at all this cool shit!!" "Why did they pass over Sly again? That was the chilliest sly-bye ever.."
an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese **see schmitzle-schmazle
"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"