A fork of Rural Dictionary
pronunciaton: diee-nah-kaa-bal-laa-ist. -referring to anyone arriving promptly to fix the Kabbalah-rocket alt. meaning 1- a rider of the Kabbalah schlong-bong alt. meaning 2- a sucker of the almighty Kabbalah schlong-bong
A true account of Deina-Kabbalahist in action: "I was just sit'in there and then deina Kabbalah went on the fritz. I ended up calling up Deina Kabbalahist and the picture improved greatly. Now I can watch all the Charmed reruns to much satisfaction!!"