Country Dictionary

Phoner

The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.

Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12

Yext

Responding to a text a day late. A response to a yesterday text.

Kylee: ‘Hey! Did you get the text about the party tomorrow?’

Next day

Shawn: ‘Girl! I saw that text this afternoon! Totally yexted them back. I’ll be there! Last minute booze I can grab?’

swimich

After swimming all day, it is the sandwich that ends all sandwiches.

*After a day on the river* Bruh, this is the best goddamn tomato swimich I’ve ever eaten in my fucking life. Let’s watch cartoons, take a nap, and hit the river again.

Bubble Gum Pop

Any word or phrase that can be deemed sultry followed by a big haired chick from the 80s blowing a bubble with her gum; Loud popping of bubble

I have a good mouth and no gag reflex...

*looks in the mirror*

‘Shawn...you got this’

*bubble gum pop*