Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pubic Picker

When you enjoy picking people's pubes.

"Dude I love to pick your moms pubes! Yes i am what you would call a pubic picker!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

thinko

A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.

When he mixed up the names of his two close friends, it was a thinko.

by branden January 06, 2006

inertiative

An obnoxious contraction of "inertia" and "initiative". Together, they combine to mean 'taking the lead in doing the same thing we were doing before'.

Matt wants to get some dinner, but Brian took the inertiative and hasn't moved from the couch.

by branden January 06, 2006

The Cheese

From that gay ass song where the farmer picks the wife, etc etc and the cheese stands alone. Meant to describe the odd one out in a group because they're single (without a boyfriend/girlfriend).

"We're triple dating, but what about Nadia? She's The Cheese right now..."

by Branden May 22, 2004

The Dominator

a complex sexual move

oh man, he's performing the dominator on her!

by Branden October 27, 2003

$18 ass

When the hostess has the finest ass in the world, and the meal only cost $18 to look at it all night.

Steve: Man, Check out that $18 ass! Bob: Damnfuck! Thats one nice ass!

by Branden October 27, 2003

victory braking

When a driver brakes for no apparent reason, it is said by the aggravated person behind them that they are braking "for victory".

Holy shit, there's absolutely nothing in front of this guy, he needs to cut back on the fucking victory braking.

by branden January 05, 2006