Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

goodie-good

1. Someone who does a favor for someone else solely motivated by what they may get in return, especially sex. 2. The act of doing someone a favor hoping to get something in return, especially sex.

1. He only washed her car because he thought that she would sleep with him. What a goodie-good. 2. I did a goodie-good when I helped that little girl find her puppy in front of her mother.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

bon-bon

An overweight woman.

Jack went out with Tammy, who must weigh 300-pounds. She is a real bon-bon.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 21, 2002

duck

1. A confused person, marked by an inability to make decisions. 2. Someone easily misled.

1. Confused by the map, Billy wandered around the neighborhood like a duck. 2. You believed that bullshit? What a duck!

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

choopacabra

A man, specifically of mexican or latin persuasion, who is overtly aggressive in his advances towards women.

Jamie was frightened by the mexican guy that kept grabbing her at the club. What a choopacabra.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006