A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A very cute, young, fuzzy, typically small and playful dog. 2. Referring to an object. 3. (Slang) A very attractive girl who attracts guys by whining.
1. Nothing is cuter, sweeter, or snugglier than a puppy. =) 2. That's one fast puppy! 3. The new girl on my street is a puppy.
In 1997 or so, Yahoo! chat made it so that (for a few days, anyway) if you typed "blow job" into the chat window, what would appear on the screen was "puppy."
clueless person: "I didn't type puppy! I typed puppy!" smart person, saying the same thing for the millionth time that hour: "If you type "bl0w j0b" (with 'o's instead of '0's), it comes out "puppy.""
*A baby dog. *If plural, it refers to breasts. *A slang term for a person, when referring something in relation to.
"There's nothing in life more cute than a puppy. ^-^ " "Show me some puppies!!!" -Jerry "The King" Lawler "He's an expert in torture and he likes his gun because the bullets lodge in instead of going through, making the one almost incapable of healing. He's one sick puppy, that Ocelot." -Master Miller, MGS
1. makes bad people go good 2. makes straight men go gay 3. makes everybody no matter who you say the biggest "AWWWWWWWW, how cute!!" you will ever say.
mass murder "AWWWWWWW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!!" Straightest of straits "OMG, THAT PUPPY MAKES ME FEEL SO GAY!"