Country Dictionary

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California Wildfire

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.

Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?” Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns” Jim: “nice nibba

by BrandonHunter April 30, 2019

Ur dad lesbian

Stupid bullshit that makes “ur mom gay” a little less funny

Carl- “ur mom gay” Jim- “ur dad lesbian” Me- “Jim ur a faggot

by BrandonHunter March 12, 2018