Country Dictionary

A further degree of being owned.

Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.

Something ugly as F!

That boy's face is brass man!!

To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

The apathetic feeling one gets while that nothing new of interest is to be found online.
(Etymology: Arpanet + Apathy)

I was slipping into total Arpathy until I noticed my friend updated his blog.

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

A guy who is Anti-Everything, contradictory, hypocritical, and a retard who can't spell.

You: Jesus Christ Rei, you're an idiot.
-Rei: WTF! NO YOURE AN IDUIT!! OMG!

A programmatic bitch used to enforce signature rules on TribalWar.

Sigbot was born in hell. If you mess up, she owns you.