A fork of Rural Dictionary
A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.
Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night. Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy 2: HELP HELP WE'RE IN BRAZIL
Satan: Welcome to Hell! Guy: Why do I see the Amazon River?