Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shmigele

A greedy ugly person who hoards thing like the guy in Lord of the rings

Aimee is such a shmigele that she would not share a ice cube, and would rather stuck it up her ass.

by Breezy4sheezy July 09, 2015

homie hopper

A person who has sex with one person, than goes on to fuck all their friends.

Jenny is such a homie hopper she let the entire crew hit it.

by Breezy4sheezy July 09, 2015

dick sick

To feel ill from lack of penis penetration

Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light

by Breezy4sheezy July 09, 2015