A fork of Rural Dictionary
When having anal intercourse from the rear you get a basketball sized stain on your stomach from a girls shitty ass slapping. Usually happens accidentally during violent fast pumping.
I nailed her so hard in her ass I had a crapsketball left on me.
Bill you should have seen the crapsketball Jen left on me last night.
The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.
You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
Person with a wide cock.
Anyone with an unusually wide penis.
I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.
I went Count Girthula on that ass !