Country Dictionary

Inverness

A suburb outside of Chicago near Palatine that is full of rich ethnically diverse citizens and is named after the town that Macbeth was born in.

chick: "I live in Inverness!" Dude: "Wow you must be rich and incredibly ethnically diverse!"

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.