Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Big Steve

The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.

That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Adam West

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever." Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?" Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Brotogé

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.

Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 16, 2016