Country Dictionary

ghosthand

(verb) To masturbate without the use of one's hands or any other objects. This is accomplished by flexing the PC muscles for an extended period of time.

After ghosthanding for hours, I finally Peter Northed all over your mother's face.

Cairo

1. The capital of Egypt 2. General term for somewhere really far away.

A: What took you so long? B: I had to park all the way in fucking Cairo.

cupchick

1. Two girls, one cup. 2. An extremely fucked up situation.

I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was a cupchick.