Country Dictionary

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

Convict slang: Someone from Sydney NSW Australia. Refering to soiled skin and rancid stench.

I wouldn't do her with your dick mate, she's a nutbrowner

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.