A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.
"But I can't just go over and talk to her, she's intimidating." "Are you kidding me? She's the nicest girl in the world..." "I guess. She's a total blook."
Some people suffer from transterrainian lovesick blues.
big and mushy, as in baby cheeks.
"Wow. The only thing more adorable than that baby's eyes are his bloopy cheeks!"
real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you. sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.
"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."
adj. neither here nor there, but in a bad way. Midolic stems from the popular drug, Midol. While Midol can induce sleep upon ingestion, thereby making the recipient of the drug ineffectual, not taking Midol on certain days will render the pain-filled woman debiliated.
"If I go to class unprepared my teacher'll know I didn't read, but if I don't go to class, he'll KNOW I didn't prepare. Goodness, I'm in a midolic situation."
adj. Not only huge in size, but unproportionately big. Common usage: Humonganoid eyes. This is because the term "big eyes" does not do justice to eyes that are so big they seem unproportionate to a person's face.
"And then the baby looked at me with her humonganoid eyes and there was nothing I could do but eat up her cheeks."
Inflammation of the overuse of the period.
"The American Media suffers from a clear case of Periodusageitis."